VW squareback with rusted floorboards. Surgical tubing through the rust with a funnel that could be passed around as needed. Sure, a fine mist followed us but this was Italy. I don't know if anyone ever noticed.
Slightly off message..."Piss Test" by Limecell. ;>)
I keep an empty one of those liquid laundry detergent bottles underneath the driver's seat in the van for just such emergencies. Wide-mouth bottle with a big twist-closed cap, won't stink when I pour it out wherever I'm going.
Those wider mouth Gatorade bottles should be endorsed by American Standard. But pissing yourself is a better story.
As far as being sober and writing, I write way more now. If I had been as rich as Hemingway I could have been a drunk writer, but to be a drunk I had to have jobs and bands and stuff.
Piss bottle man!
VW squareback with rusted floorboards. Surgical tubing through the rust with a funnel that could be passed around as needed. Sure, a fine mist followed us but this was Italy. I don't know if anyone ever noticed.
Slightly off message..."Piss Test" by Limecell. ;>)
love pissing on the road. under the stars. out in the wild.
I keep an empty one of those liquid laundry detergent bottles underneath the driver's seat in the van for just such emergencies. Wide-mouth bottle with a big twist-closed cap, won't stink when I pour it out wherever I'm going.
Those wider mouth Gatorade bottles should be endorsed by American Standard. But pissing yourself is a better story.
As far as being sober and writing, I write way more now. If I had been as rich as Hemingway I could have been a drunk writer, but to be a drunk I had to have jobs and bands and stuff.